Sometimes, no matter how old a man is, they still act like an 18 year old tool. These are actual e-mails between my friend and the biggest tool in the shed.
On Sun, Aug 21, 2011 at 11:03 AM, C wrote:
Hey G,
I've been thinking about the vague conversation we had about this woman who has come back into your life recently and I realized that as much as I wish I could detach my vagina from my emotions - I can't. And I don't feel very good about the situation we're in - amorphous as it is. I like you. But I know that this isn't going anywhere and you don't have feelings beyond a certain point for me. So, I propose we remain friends. I am just certain that things will become too confusing if we keep sleeping together. Please don't think twice about coming over and hanging out with L and K. I don't want there to be any tension. You're great and I think you should go after someone you love. Forgive me for saying all this in an email but somehow I think it would be all jumbled and incoherent by telephone. I hope to see you soon!
C
From: G
Date: Sun, Aug 21, 2011 at 12:43 PM
Subject: Re: Hey there...
To: C
-G
Why yes, us women often take a moment and say, "Vagina, are you feeling emotionally detached today so some douchebag can have his way with us and then leave?" I am so furious that a grown ass man would say this and think it is acceptable.
To my friend C, I think this quote is fitting:
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